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‘Open up the Pearly Gates’

Okay, kids, gather ’round and we’ll all sing a golden oldie together (with apologies to County Joe McDonald):

“For it’s one, two, three, what are we fightin’ for,

Don’t ask me if our leaders are sane,

next stop is Saddam Hussein…

And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,

don’t ya dare to ask why, just believe in the lie –

Whoopie, we’re all gonna die!”

Oh, and for those of you who do come back, we expect glowing reports.

P.S. Don’t tell George the terrorists are in Pakistan, Indonesia, and South America – we don’t need the complications.

Terry Lamphier

Grass Valley

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