No compliments by liberals |

No compliments by liberals

Like all decent, white, heterosexual, God-fearing, patriotic, Christian conservatives, I am absolutely furious at the “venomous remarks” those awful liberals have accurately made about us. Instead of pointing out that we are “howling loonies,” “brainwashed,” “lying scoundrels,” etc. (which I grant you are pretty much on the mark), how about listing all the good things that we decent, white, heterosexual, God-fearing, patriotic Christian conservatives have done for America?

Why, in the last three years, under the saintly leadership of our decent, white, heterosexual, God-fearing, patriotic, Christian conservative president George “W” Bush, we have sent the U.S. economy into a free fall, lost more jobs than any administration since the Great Depression, drastically widened the gap between rich and poor, gutted all major environmental regulations, squandered a massive budget surplus and racked up the greatest deficits in recorded history!

Moreover, in the last year alone, our brilliantly conceived foreign escapades have killed more than 500 Americans, critically wounded thousands more, and slaughtered over 10,000 innocent civilians! Now that’s something to be proud of! But do you hear the evil liberals complimenting us decent, white, heterosexual, God-fearing, patriotic, Christian conservatives on these remarkable achievements? No! Ooooh! Those awful liberals!

Ross Woodbury

Grass Valley

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