In defense of conservatives |

In defense of conservatives

Most conservatives are good, decent people with absolutely no feelings of racial supremacy. Many are white; some are red, black, brown, or yellow. Most don’t care. Most are heterosexual and some aren’t; that’s their choice. Many are God-fearing Christians who strive to do what’s right, and some have slipped a little. All are patriotic and love this country dearly. Some even own Veg-O-Matics and are smart enough to repair them. Many are very proud to have an A.A. degree in manure spreading. They’re those good people across America who grow the food that feeds our nation.

Most so-called ignorant, uneducated conservatives didn’t graduate from Berkeley or Woodbury. They have, although, captured the Congress, the majority of governships, and oh yeah, the presidency. Not bad for a bunch of I.Q. deficient dummies!

Even the professed conservative letter writer (“Conservatives are dim”), who we believe when he claims not to have had more than a C-plus eighth grade education, came up with a good letter. He can still finish his education, though. There are a few openings at the prestigious Webster Institute in Penn Valley if he has the qualifications (see paragraph one) and a stamp.

Bob Webster

Penn Valley

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