Arm yourself now – before it’s too late |

Arm yourself now – before it’s too late

Thank heavens for Charlton Heston as well as the local decent, white, God-fearing, heterosexual, patriotic, conservative, Christian Americans of the National Rifle Association, who have so tirelessly fought for our right to bear arms of any size, shape and caliber. Every time I stroke my AK-47, fondle my hand grenades and caress my rocket launcher, I say a silent prayer of thanks to these noble, courageous saintly men who protect us from the Satan-worshipping, tree-hugging, granola-eating liberals who want to place restrictions on this most sacred God-given constitutional right. Remember, as Abe Lincoln once said, “When thermonuclear weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have thermonuclear weapons!”

So don’t hesitate to proudly display your patriotism while protecting your loved ones against jackbooted liberal thugs – go out and buy a weapon of mass destruction today! God will thank you!

Ross Woodbury

Grass Valley

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