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Dear chamber: Here’s some ideas to scrape up some cash

To the Nevada City Chamber of Commerce:

I understand you need money.

How about opening a casino? That should bring in some dough.



Or what about turning that church on the hill into a brothel?

If you still need some bucks, open the whole city to “clothing optional” – they’re doing that in Europe.




If this doesn’t bring in enough dinero, try a racetrack.

William Brown

Nevada City


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