All is well
May 23, 2013
The state of the union is good. Dependence on personal responsibility is down. Debt is up. Military and ambassador deaths don't really make a difference. Radical Islamic activity will cease (now that we can't say that). You can sever someone's spinal cord and it's not murder. Future professional sports contracts will depend on your sexual life, and other details were given in a closed-door conference by the most transparent administration in history.