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November 29, 2012
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How I became a heterosexual

Woody Allen says, “The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.” I don’t know as much about homosexuals as religious people or politicians, so I am curious about all the political and religious fuss about homosexuals and same sex marriage. It may be my experiences in organized religion took place before homosexuality became a major sin. It now ranks above adultery, divorce, teenage sex and the other 359 admonishments. I thought we would lose interest after Jerry Falwell died, but too …

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