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‘Do these stripes make me look fat?’

The Union staff

We asked our Facebook friends to write the caption for the accompanying photo. Here are the top offerings from this week's contest, which earned one lucky reader a free large pizza from Miner Moe's in Nevada City:

10. Pete Peterson — "Hey coach, what happened to the antennas?!? Yeah, we look silly without them."

9. Randy Schaffner — All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watchin' the puddles gather rain …

8. Chris Conangla — Float like a butterball, look like a bee …

7. Chris T Owen — The Stealers … doing their "chain-gang" repentance.

6. Roberta Peters — "Hey coach, weren't we supposed to get pants to go over these Spanx?"

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5. Jeff Greeley — "Who was the genius that made that bet anyway?"

4. Johnna Annable — I told your Mom not to be late with the costumes. Halloween was two weeks ago!

3. Jeannette Mullenax — If we get the ball we must return it to our queen!

2. Rich Johns — "… this is what we get for griping about the Pink last month.."

1. Mona Matthias — Do these stripes make me look fat?

Congratulations, Mona Matthias! You have one week to contact Community Reporter Cory Fisher via email at cfisher@theunion.com or by phone at (530) 477-4203 to claim your free pizza from Miner Moe's in Nevada City.

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