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August 4, 2010
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SWAT team requested for violent midgets

At 12:32 p.m. Tuesday, a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno beat up the caller's son and might have killed him. Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the lead female midget, who is really violent, have been driving the caller's truck around. The caller wanted the Sheriff's Office to activate the SWAT team.

For more from the police blotter, read Thursday's edition of The Union.

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