At 12:32 p.m. Tuesday, a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno beat up the caller's son and might have killed him. Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the lead female midget, who is really violent, have been driving the caller's truck around. The caller wanted the Sheriff's Office to activate the SWAT team.

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